Akasuna no Sasori

Is it true? I may see moi ami Bearn soon? This is how you say? Magnifique~! Ah though I do get the feeling Navarre might not be as happy as I of this development. Also, stop weirding yourself out, who is to say all that chatter of Bohemian Grove and Black Coffins is real? You really let that Anges et Démons get to you. Toujours tien, County of Foix

Oh please, not that kind of place. Isn't one enough?
Look, you want a crazy character. And I'm not really in the line of 'crazy'. ... I think. No, I'm sure of that much, at least!

Seriously, get your kicks by bullying your other muses. I'm not putting up with it!

I definitely wouldn't mind being alive again, but...wings?

More importantly, no computers?

Besides, you already have that nice werewolf there.

Thank you so much for looking for some where for me!

I want to let you know that if you fly off the wall again, I will disappear so you can't be stupid and let your life go out of control again. Because I'm THAT awesome.


...


It was sad how you panicced over that.

Mun you're sweet, really, And I'm glad you're trying to get back into the game after struggling this past week but...

You don't really expect anyone to Come Visiting Do you?

...Right. I seem to have misjudged you yet again. I'm grateful for a far more pleasant result than I had feared, even if I'm in a dreadfully awkward situation. It really has been too long.


D'you really think she'll come with me? I wasn't joking in the slightest about the Court. I've been there.

*sighs* Go to sleep, you silly goose. You've risked far too much for me as it is.

Dearest Mun,

What do you mean with "the fourth wall has fallen"? It sounds like the pick-up line of a movie advertisment...

Anyway, with so many people here... Do you think Captain Usopp will be back? Even just for a little, just to see he's still fine.

Mun, mun, why do ya keep smilin' like that when I say I'm a colony? I am! Me 'n Meriken already decided!
 
Y' should prolly learn about Italian peasant village life from where I come from, mun. Oh? Uhm, Italian witch burnings too, if you really want, but I don't see why you'd need to know about them. Don't matter that'cha can't find anythin' after fifteen minutes, keep looking!

Oh, and where's Alec?

- Jane

[Here is a slimey, rotten pumpkin. Within the brown folds of decay one might be able to make out a sad jack-o-lantern face. It attempts to open its mouth and lets out a quiet, raspy scream, barely even audible.] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.... [It's pitiful, really. If only there were a Baman and Piderman to save him from his inevitable doom. Or a nice cookie pie.]

That's not funny.

Hey, mun. Do you know what people drank when they couldn't find clean water a couple hundred years ago? That's right, beer!

I'll have no complaints from you! I don't care that you think you have some stupid moral high ground because you've avoided drinking, I'm telling you to get drunk! I know you say it's poison, but how's that any different from that "water" you're drinking?

I'm glad you liked reading about us so much, mun! I don't know how I feel about being separated from the others again, but I trust you! I've never heard of a mun before, so they must be really strong!

MUUUUUUUUUN! IS THIS TRUE?!

You didn't tell me Kai was a girl! But wait, why do they keep referring to Kai as a "he"? Ve, I don't get it.

For heaven's sake, can't you keep focused on one thing for any length of time? It's rather tiring watching you run in circles, you know.

Emmeline Rotterdale

You've been doing this since you dropped me like a sack of potatoes four months ago. I get it. I do. School comes first and you like the space captain slut boy better and blah blah politics.

I can't compete with your undying love for hot asses in tight pants. I'm not going to do that for you. I'm not that kinda girl and you wouldn't appreciate it anyway. So why don't we cut our losses and you can just spend the next three weeks reviewing my canon because it's not like you have a life, sweetie and then you can put us both out of our misery and app me again.

Yes, I'll wait because no, you are not making me an Inmate.

This face? Doesn't do prison stripes.

Ah, finally, I've stolen the greatest treasure! [He has a film reel under his arm labeled "Decade: Final Chapter. All the answers to Decade are contained here!] I wonder what they're going to put in theaters now that I have this though...ah well, I'm sure it'll be fine.

As for you. You're talking about sending me somewhere else now? Either to a city full of heroes or a summer camp? Ugh, whatever you do, don't pick the former. It's probably full of people just like him...

I'm not going to Danny's house. You know why. It's not so I can brood alone on a rooftop either, fuck you, it's because — you know why, stop trying to make me explain myself.

And I don't do Christmas presents, so stop trying to make me buy them for people. Danny will be the sole exception (okay, maybe Selina, too). (And that cute girl with the Asian soap operas.) (No, I don't care if that's creepy of me. Why would I?)

...For someone who went on and on about how everything I did was for a good cause, you really don't know it's meant to pay off, do you? You think I let my emotions dig at me and that I'm going to snap someday.

I'm getting tired of you having so little faith in me. I almost hope your application is rejected so you have to redo it.


--Isaac

If what you tell me is true, then Pepper may be Waking in the city soon. You know, for the longest time, I thought about her everyday. I wanted her with me. She was always by my side. If she had come sooner...



Now, I don't know. It's been months. I've changed. The city has changed me. What will she think of me? What am I bringing her in to?

I'm making preparations for a war. I'm looking at people as potential allies. I'm starting to think of the armor as a weapon.



What's happening to me?